Take the J-Pratt Challenge today!

[bayonetbrant]

For one week, all of your posts must be in the form of a haiku

<:-)

[mirth]

His words fill the screen
Obscure topics, random thoughts
Too long didn't read.

[JasonPratt]

^^  O0

A J-Pratt challenge
would be to make all your posts
books for a week. (... ....... drat!)

[BanzaiCat]

Snuffleupagus
That was one drugged out Muppet
So are some Pratt posts

[Gusington]

I like turtles.

[mirth]

Gus likes the turtles
Even though they sometimes snap
He does not like pants

[BanzaiCat]

Early Friday morn
Thinking of Haiku to do
Gus' and Pratt's mom

[Gusington]

This is my favorite haiku ever from a junior high school friend who is now a pro poker player. I loved it at 12 and now still at 43 because he just doesn't give an f:

Winter is coming
Birds are dying
Now we can dissect

[mirth]

Winter is coming
Birds are dying
Toonces wears his Uggs

[BanzaiCat]

My favorite was this bit in a National Lampoon magazine's "Letters to the Editor" section. That was easily my favorite part of the entire magazine.

A December morn
The summer sailors shiver
A nip in the air

[Gusington]

^No Uggs?

[JasonPratt]

Probably some verb
al ones. et cetera, et
cetera, ad hoc.

[Toonces]

Snow in winter wind
Toes snug in toasty Uggs
Sip of scotch eases the pain

[airboy]

This was the winner from the Space Ghost Coast to Coast Contest:

I hope I don't win.
The Rules say bring a friend.
I don't have any.

[mirth]

^lol. Brilliant!