More Pix For A Laugh

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Sir Slash

#13230
August 15, 2017, 10:39:34 PM
I'd get drunk and forget where I parked it.  :-\
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#13231
August 15, 2017, 10:40:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 15, 2017, 10:39:34 PM
I'd get drunk and forget where I parked it.  :-\

Where's the problem?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#13232
August 16, 2017, 06:25:03 AM
Never trust a salesman with a yellow tie.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

JasonPratt

#13233
August 16, 2017, 01:57:05 PM
^^ That's almost a Stephen King short story. Except, y'know, short.  O0

Quote from: mirth on August 13, 2017, 11:18:05 AM


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bayonetbrant

#13234
August 17, 2017, 12:05:49 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#13235
August 18, 2017, 11:00:58 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

W8taminute

#13236
August 18, 2017, 09:30:35 PM
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

mirth

#13237
August 19, 2017, 08:42:06 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#13238
August 19, 2017, 08:53:02 AM
Impressive resume.  Totally false though.  Everyone knows there's no such thing as Santa.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#13239
August 19, 2017, 10:28:59 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#13240
August 19, 2017, 12:28:54 PM
When Statues fight back...


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#13241
August 19, 2017, 09:17:54 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#13242
August 20, 2017, 06:07:44 AM
*snort* *snort* *snort* *wheeze*
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#13244
August 20, 2017, 03:29:38 PM
Hahahaha, Eric the Viking! Saw that in the theater and thought that was the dumbest damned thing I ever saw...but it really grew on me. Sort of like The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, one of my favorite movies.
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