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Offline steve58

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #495 on: December 06, 2016, 06:10:06 AM »
Time to ditch those peppermint candy canes and get some bacon-flavored candy canes!


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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #496 on: December 21, 2016, 07:46:29 AM »
Ah! Yes. I mentioned the 72-pack of black label Hormel bacon for $20 in another thread a few weeks ago -- consistently the best pre-cooked bacon I've found (though occasionally a sheet will be fattier than usual, blegh) .

Has that been addressed here yet? -- I only ask because of the surprise my revelation engendered.


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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #497 on: December 22, 2016, 01:32:28 PM »
Bacon-beer?
Who puts sweet relish on a hotdog?! WTF???

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #498 on: December 22, 2016, 06:43:39 PM »
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #499 on: December 22, 2016, 08:23:07 PM »
^^^ God Bless Canada

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #500 on: February 01, 2017, 09:06:14 AM »
Time to panic!  Nation's bacon reserves hit half-century low  :o :wow:

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As a result, prices are on the rise.   >:(

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #501 on: February 01, 2017, 09:11:45 AM »
Ok. Which of you are hoarding?
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #502 on: February 01, 2017, 04:23:50 PM »
http://www.9news.com/life/food/united-states-bacon-reserves-low/395271986

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #503 on: February 01, 2017, 04:47:21 PM »
Time to start growing some of that Frankenmeat! Or should it be called Frankenbacon?  ???
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #504 on: February 07, 2017, 10:30:37 PM »
http://www.9news.com/life/food/united-states-bacon-reserves-low/395271986

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #505 on: March 13, 2017, 05:10:57 PM »



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