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mirth

#12615
April 28, 2017, 04:56:02 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 27, 2017, 08:51:39 PM
^Haha!

The worst part is I couldn't stop reading to the end even after figuring it out early on.  :uglystupid2:

I did the same thing :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12616
April 28, 2017, 05:06:13 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12617
April 28, 2017, 05:08:29 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12618
April 28, 2017, 05:10:04 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12619
April 28, 2017, 05:13:46 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12620
April 28, 2017, 05:17:35 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#12621
April 28, 2017, 07:33:54 AM
I imagine this is mirth, but it would fit most everyone here, too.

Barthheart

#12622
April 28, 2017, 07:39:19 AM

Windigo

#12623
April 28, 2017, 12:40:30 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 27, 2017, 05:45:42 PM
Oooo! Get Windy to watch it and give us an unbiased report!  ::)

Bill never did a thing for me as the science guy, more entertainment than anything else. The Netflix ad of the new show strikes me as having more of celebrity than science.


My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Windigo

#12624
April 28, 2017, 12:45:23 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 27, 2017, 06:07:30 PM
Windi probably watches it with a bottle of Aveeno handy.

you'll never know.... but I hypothesize that there is a far greater probability that you watched Bill O'Reilly on FOX News while drinking Schlitz, then there is me watching Nye with Aveeno handy
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

OJsDad

#12625
April 28, 2017, 12:50:06 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 27, 2017, 04:51:44 PM
I'm sure Nye is a bright guy, but his political biases have become a bit much to take.

http://thefederalist.com/2017/04/27/bill-nyes-view-of-humanity-is-repulsive/

http://thefederalist.com/2017/04/26/bill-nye-enough-extra-kids/

Just go to the Federalist and do a search of Bill Nye. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#12626
April 28, 2017, 01:03:26 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#12627
April 28, 2017, 05:21:12 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#12628
April 28, 2017, 09:44:44 PM
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#12629
April 28, 2017, 11:21:00 PM
Damnit Star! Stop barfing ascii all over the composition window and then hitting 'post'.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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