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bayonetbrant

#12375
March 17, 2017, 05:15:53 AM
^^^
HA!
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besilarius

#12376
March 17, 2017, 07:00:31 AM
Orchestras aren't usually snarky.
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Barthheart

#12377
March 17, 2017, 07:09:36 AM

mirth

#12378
March 17, 2017, 07:32:07 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#12379
March 17, 2017, 11:32:09 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on March 17, 2017, 07:09:36 AM


well as long as fans keep putting up with the bullshit from owners and management...  just saying

...for a while the Edmonton Oil Kings had better attendance than the Oilers
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#12380
March 17, 2017, 02:00:19 PM
THE Perfect Woman! Hot and with a bowl for candy, chips, or chili on her head! And.... a beer in her hand. I think I'm in  :smitten:
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bayonetbrant

#12381
March 18, 2017, 08:51:01 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#12382
March 18, 2017, 01:36:59 PM
Quote from: besilarius on March 17, 2017, 07:00:31 AM
Orchestras aren't usually snarky.
I probably laughed more/harder than I should've at those, but the music nerd in me couldn't resist.  Gregorian Champ and Placebo Domingo were my favorites.  :2funny: 




Quote from: Barthheart on March 17, 2017, 07:09:36 AM

Explanation for us who aren't hockey fanatics? 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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Nefaro

#12383
March 18, 2017, 01:39:25 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 18, 2017, 01:36:59 PM

Explanation for us who aren't hockey fanatics?


She's dressed as the Stanley Cup.  And he's wearing the Leafs outfit.

2 + 2 Martok!

bayonetbrant

#12384
March 18, 2017, 01:42:24 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs are the 'home team' in the primary city in the most hockey-mad country in the world, and they haven't won the title in several generations.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

trailrunner

#12385
March 18, 2017, 01:45:04 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on March 18, 2017, 01:39:25 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 18, 2017, 01:36:59 PM

Explanation for us who aren't hockey fanatics?


She's dressed as the Stanley Cup.  And he's wearing the Leafs outfit.


Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 18, 2017, 01:42:24 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs are the 'home team' in the primary city in the most hockey-mad country in the world, and they haven't won the title in several generations.

Ahh.  I never would have figured that out.

bayonetbrant

#12386
March 18, 2017, 01:53:07 PM
per Wikipedia

QuoteThe Maple Leafs have won thirteen Stanley Cup championships, second only to the 24 championships of their primary rival, the Montreal Canadiens. They won their last championship in 1967. Their 48-season drought between championships is currently the longest in the NHL.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Maple_Leafs
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#12387
March 18, 2017, 02:23:11 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 18, 2017, 01:42:24 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs are the 'home team' in the primary city in the most hockey-mad country in the world, and they haven't won the title in several generations.
Ah, gotcha.  Thank you, Brant!  As with trailrunner, I never would've sussed that one out on my own. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#12388
March 18, 2017, 02:27:50 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 18, 2017, 02:23:11 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 18, 2017, 01:42:24 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs are the 'home team' in the primary city in the most hockey-mad country in the world, and they haven't won the title in several generations.
Ah, gotcha.  Thank you, Brant!  As with trailrunner, I never would've sussed that one out on my own. 



Don't you live in Minnesota?

Wait...that totally would explain your unfamiliarity with the Stanley Cup.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

DoctorQuest

#12389
March 18, 2017, 02:32:07 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 18, 2017, 02:23:11 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 18, 2017, 01:42:24 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs are the 'home team' in the primary city in the most hockey-mad country in the world, and they haven't won the title in several generations.
Ah, gotcha.  Thank you, Brant!  As with trailrunner, I never would've sussed that one out on my own.

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