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Barthheart

#12436
March 27, 2017, 07:59:00 AM

besilarius

#12437
March 29, 2017, 06:51:49 AM
And it was 1C in Minsk.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

JasonPratt

#12438
March 29, 2017, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: mirth on March 24, 2017, 09:44:39 AM


To be fair, the second set is rather closer to book canon.

But while we're at it: miserable at gambling (being an actual plot point even).
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Martok

#12439
March 29, 2017, 02:54:18 PM
Quote from: besilarius on March 29, 2017, 06:51:49 AM
And it was 1C in Minsk.
LOL!  Love the cheeky grin on his face.  ;D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#12440
March 29, 2017, 04:40:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 29, 2017, 02:54:18 PM
Quote from: besilarius on March 29, 2017, 06:51:49 AM
And it was 1C in Minsk.
LOL!  Love the cheeky grin on his face.  ;D

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#12441
March 29, 2017, 06:20:44 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12442
March 29, 2017, 06:21:47 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Ubercat

#12444
March 29, 2017, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on March 29, 2017, 07:33:14 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 29, 2017, 06:21:47 PM


So YES

My wife will SO identify with this pic. She works in management and loathes the days with pointless wall to wall meetings.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

besilarius

#12445
April 01, 2017, 08:13:31 AM
Think if this was a chihauhau.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bobarossa

#12446
April 03, 2017, 07:34:00 AM
After 830 pages, this is my first contribution to this thread!
And perhaps my last.

Bison

#12447
April 03, 2017, 07:46:14 AM
Ha!  Well that's a good contribution.

mirth

#12448
April 03, 2017, 08:53:44 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#12449
April 03, 2017, 03:45:10 PM
^  I'm about to crash into bed here, and my poor brain isn't quite processing this one.  Explanation please? 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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