Eating Tide pods replaced by snorting condoms?

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Yeah...and between eating Tide pods and snorting condoms, they somehow became gun violence experts.

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Forbes cites two cases reviewed in medical journals in which women accidentally swallowed condoms, developing ailments ranging from pneumonia to appendicitis.

This quote caught my attention. I wonder if these women "swallowed" the condom while attempting the challenge...or, while attempting an entirely different "challenge"?
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Quote from: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 05:27:54 PM
We used to try to touch girls' bewbs. Still tryin'.

Hawt baus report you to HR again?
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Well the problem with hawt baus is that she has no bewbs. Besides me and the other guy that report to her.


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Quote from: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 09:12:59 PM
Well the problem with hawt baus is that she has no bewbs. Besides me and the other guy that report to her.

who has the bewbs on this scenario? You and the other guy?
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It would be much funnier if it was used condoms they were snorting.   :DD
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