The Consolidated WTF Thread

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mirth

#75
October 13, 2017, 03:29:47 PM
Yikes
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#76
October 13, 2017, 08:24:46 PM
Jesus jumped up Christ... .496???

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Staggerwing

#77
October 13, 2017, 08:30:34 PM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on October 13, 2017, 08:24:46 PM
Jesus jumped up Christ... .496???

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

At that point you basically need a dialysis machine to get the BAL down fast enough.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#78
October 13, 2017, 08:32:21 PM
Yeah, I was gonna say, your body starts shutting down WAY lower than that. This kid must have had a helluva constitution to get to that level.

I hope they throw the book at those so-called 'frat brothers.'

Barthheart

#79
October 13, 2017, 08:32:50 PM
Pfft... Sudbury on a Saturday night.   \m/

bayonetbrant

#80
October 22, 2017, 07:46:29 AM
I supposed someone should get some kudos for investigating all this in such detail, eh?

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Sir Slash

#81
October 22, 2017, 10:07:21 PM
I'll vote for any mattress that'll get her to sleep after sex instead of tell me her Life Story.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#82
October 24, 2017, 09:00:07 AM

DoctorQuest

#83
October 24, 2017, 09:54:54 AM
Just heading home from Drop-Tanks-R-Us.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Sir Slash

#84
October 24, 2017, 10:02:19 AM
"Honey! You're not going to believe what I found at the Flea Market today".
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#85
October 24, 2017, 10:22:49 AM

Sir Slash

#86
October 24, 2017, 02:16:45 PM
I'm thinking he's gonna need help with that.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#87
October 24, 2017, 04:28:56 PM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on October 24, 2017, 10:22:49 AM


If you really look, there is a lot of WTF in that picture.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Staggerwing

#88
October 24, 2017, 06:54:42 PM
What do you mean- doesn't everyone have a crucifix-shaped dermal implant over their sternum?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#89
October 24, 2017, 07:07:04 PM
WHY would anyone want to look closer at that pic.....   :hide:
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