The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

[mirth]

It's been closing on 120 F for the last few days.

F@!k that

[BanzaiCat]

Humidity is only 15 percent or so...it feels nothing like 120 to be honest. Plus the mornings are awesomely cool.

[Gusington]

It's a dry 120.

[mirth]

It's a dry heat in Hell too.

[Gusington]

Your apartment?

[BanzaiCat]

[Gusington]

 

[bayonetbrant]

I walked out of the Tucson airport in July of '96, into a 118° day.

Now mind you, I lived in Oklahoma for a bunch of years, so I know hot.  I've played soccer in 'hot'.  I've spent a lot of time in 'hot'.

Walking out of airport was like walking into a brick wall of heat.  It physically hurt.

[Gusington]

Did you die?

[mirth]

Back in 2000 while I was living in Denver, there was a two week stretch when it was above 100 every day. Several days were 110 or above. Doesn't matter if it's dry or moist when it's that hot. It just sucks.

[bayonetbrant]

Did you die?

Yes.  You guys are my 4th circle of hell.

[mirth]

Did you die?

Yes.  You guys are my 4th circle of hell.

Only 4th? I need to try harder.

[bayonetbrant]

Did you die?

Yes.  You guys are my 4th circle of hell.

Only 4th? I need to try harder.

I take it back.  Y'all are the 6th.  My marriage is the 1st
http://historylists.org/art/9-circles-of-hell-dantes-inferno.html

[Gusington]

Clarity is important.

[mirth]

I'm glad we sorted that out.