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besilarius

May 13, 2017, 08:59:29 AM
http://tonybaldwin.me/pages/vogon.php

For all those Hitchiker fans.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

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May 13, 2017, 09:49:16 AM
Ha! Thanks for the link.  :bd:

See, see the Dead sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Eddie do you
Wonder why the platypus ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel lagthargic.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your gazorninplatz facial growth
That looks like
A melon
What's more, it knows
Your dongle potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big Dead sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm propane.

Ubercat

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May 13, 2017, 10:24:32 AM
You changed one word, didn't you?
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

besilarius

#3
May 13, 2017, 10:54:38 AM
Sublime.
Simply sublime.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#4
May 13, 2017, 11:36:22 AM
Quote from: Ubercat on May 13, 2017, 10:24:32 AM
You changed one word, didn't you?

I entered all my own words.

Con

#5
May 13, 2017, 07:41:17 PM
See, see the Dongle sky
Marvel at its big dongled depths.
Tell me, Dong do you
Wonder why the donkey dongle ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel dedongled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your flacid dongle facial growth
That looks like
A dongle salami
What's more, it knows
Your dongleberry potting shed
Smells of dongle booze.
Everything under the big Dongle sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm old man dongle balls.
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