The insane history of the Russian ship Imperator Aleksandr III

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bayonetbrant

April 22, 2017, 11:45:15 AM
Anyone want to bet that Besilarius has at least one drunker hooker story for this ship?

http://warisboring.com/the-wacky-story-of-the-russian-battleship-imperator-aleksandr-iii/
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April 22, 2017, 12:08:23 PM
Good article.
Sorry, Brant, you got me here.  Not a whisper on this ship.
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