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besilarius

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April 03, 2017, 06:39:01 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

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bayonetbrant

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April 03, 2017, 07:25:44 AM
Dude, scroll up like 4 posts...  It's not even on a different page! ;D
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mirth

#17
April 03, 2017, 09:05:37 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2017, 08:44:39 AM
Quote from: besilarius on April 02, 2017, 08:04:10 AM
Mount Vernon (yes George Washington's Mount Vernon), has prepared a visitation Guide for our Klingon visitors.

http://www.mountvernon.org/klingon/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=klingon&utm_campaign=2017_April_Fools


Sheldon will be truly fascinated.


OK, that was damned funny

Hilarious  :bd:


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Martok

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April 03, 2017, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: besilarius on April 02, 2017, 08:04:10 AM
Mount Vernon (yes George Washington's Mount Vernon), has prepared a visitation Guide for our Klingon visitors.

http://www.mountvernon.org/klingon/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=klingon&utm_campaign=2017_April_Fools


Sheldon will be truly fascinated.
Ha, fantastic! 

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mirth

#19
April 04, 2017, 04:53:43 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Airborne Rifles

#20
April 04, 2017, 06:35:00 PM
Russian Foreign Ministry answering machine message: http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2017/04/03/russia-april-fools-prank-orig.cnn

They're better at this than we are
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