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bayonetbrant

April 01, 2017, 06:53:36 AM
This year, Google Maps brought back the Pac-Mac motif, and updated it to Ms Pac Man :)
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bayonetbrant

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April 01, 2017, 06:55:59 AM
Thinkgeek's got some good ones, too, like the Swim Desk and Bicycle Horn of Gondor
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#2
April 01, 2017, 07:14:37 AM
There's some redonkulous story going around that UConn lost.
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bayonetbrant

#3
April 01, 2017, 07:55:17 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 01, 2017, 07:14:37 AM
There's some redonkulous story going around that UConn lost.

Nope - South Carolina is going to win both tournaments! :D
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#4
April 01, 2017, 06:34:07 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#5
April 01, 2017, 06:39:11 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#6
April 01, 2017, 06:41:29 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#7
April 01, 2017, 06:41:37 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Atilla60

#8
April 01, 2017, 09:07:16 PM
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

bayonetbrant

#9
April 02, 2017, 07:14:53 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#10
April 02, 2017, 07:43:47 AM
^Starfury would have been swamped with Friend requests from Japan.
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besilarius

#11
April 02, 2017, 08:04:10 AM
Mount Vernon (yes George Washington's Mount Vernon), has prepared a visitation Guide for our Klingon visitors.

http://www.mountvernon.org/klingon/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=klingon&utm_campaign=2017_April_Fools


Sheldon will be truly fascinated.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
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besilarius

#12
April 02, 2017, 08:07:01 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#13
April 02, 2017, 08:44:39 AM
Quote from: besilarius on April 02, 2017, 08:04:10 AM
Mount Vernon (yes George Washington's Mount Vernon), has prepared a visitation Guide for our Klingon visitors.

http://www.mountvernon.org/klingon/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=klingon&utm_campaign=2017_April_Fools


Sheldon will be truly fascinated.


OK, that was damned funny
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#14
April 02, 2017, 08:53:05 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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