Vibrators in the UK are cutting edge

Started by besilarius, March 16, 2017, 08:24:28 PM

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besilarius

March 16, 2017, 08:24:28 PM
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Nefaro

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March 17, 2017, 10:24:49 PM
QuoteThe app that controls the vibrator is barely secured, allowing anyone within bluetooth range to seize control of the device.


All those hackers within 60' of you gonna be hijacking your vibrator!

;D

Staggerwing

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March 18, 2017, 07:30:20 AM
Good thing the company doesn't sell pacemakers...
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