North Korean leader's half brother poisoned overseas (by Agents?)

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BanzaiCat

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March 01, 2017, 06:11:59 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2017, 05:57:50 AM
OK, so I'm fascinated by this...

1. Did he put them in an aircraft and shoot them down?
2. Did he launch them in the air one-by-one like skeet and then shoot them?  What happens if you miss?  You launch them again with broken limbs and hope you hit them the second time?
3. Did he just do the boring thing and line them up against a wall and the AA gun was just the closest handy gun?

#3.

There's a video on LiveLeak if you really really want to see it happen.

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March 01, 2017, 06:21:02 AM
All he's missing is a baseball bat called Lucille. And brains.
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March 01, 2017, 06:25:26 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on March 01, 2017, 06:11:59 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2017, 05:57:50 AM
OK, so I'm fascinated by this...

1. Did he put them in an aircraft and shoot them down?
2. Did he launch them in the air one-by-one like skeet and then shoot them?  What happens if you miss?  You launch them again with broken limbs and hope you hit them the second time?
3. Did he just do the boring thing and line them up against a wall and the AA gun was just the closest handy gun?

#3.

There's a video on LiveLeak if you really really want to see it happen.

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BanzaiCat

#18
March 01, 2017, 06:28:22 AM
I haven't seen the video; I just know it exists. I can live my life fine without seeing gory execution videos.

I've heard they've done worse, though, such as put a dozen hungry dogs on a prisoner to be executed, and other worse things. North Korea is just a gem of civilization, ain't it?

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March 01, 2017, 12:00:31 PM
North Korea is the crazy Red-Neck Neighbor of Asia.  L:-)
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March 02, 2017, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2017, 05:57:50 AM
Quote from: Boggit on February 28, 2017, 07:14:45 PM
And it seems Leader Kim Jong-Un  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :notworthy: has since killed 5 more officials with an anti aircraft gun (bizarre, but it is Nork). The VX used on his brother seems almost a kindness for KJU... :hide:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/02/27/north-korea-reportedly-kills-5-senior-officials-with-antiaircraft-guns.html


OK, so I'm fascinated by this...

1. Did he put them in an aircraft and shoot them down?
2. Did he launch them in the air one-by-one like skeet and then shoot them?  What happens if you miss?  You launch them again with broken limbs and hope you hit them the second time?
3. Did he just do the boring thing and line them up against a wall and the AA gun was just the closest handy gun?
Skeet sounds more entertaining, if a bit sick... :hide: >:D
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#21
March 02, 2017, 05:26:12 PM
There's a pedigree -- and a Wikipedia entry (yeesh) -- for this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun
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jomni

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March 07, 2017, 07:10:07 AM
Malaysians in North Korea now not allowed to leave after the diplomatic fallout.

Nefaro

#23
March 07, 2017, 04:59:35 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2017, 05:57:50 AM
Quote from: Boggit on February 28, 2017, 07:14:45 PM
And it seems Leader Kim Jong-Un  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :notworthy: has since killed 5 more officials with an anti aircraft gun (bizarre, but it is Nork). The VX used on his brother seems almost a kindness for KJU... :hide:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/02/27/north-korea-reportedly-kills-5-senior-officials-with-antiaircraft-guns.html


OK, so I'm fascinated by this...

1. Did he put them in an aircraft and shoot them down?
2. Did he launch them in the air one-by-one like skeet and then shoot them?  What happens if you miss?  You launch them again with broken limbs and hope you hit them the second time?
3. Did he just do the boring thing and line them up against a wall and the AA gun was just the closest handy gun?



This isn't the first time Kim has used this method of execution for high-ranking NK leaders.

I recall seeing a news blurb about one of his generals getting the same treatment awhile back.  Must be a fairly regular event in Best Korea™.


Makes you wonder whether:

a) Kim is extremely paranoid

and/or

b) There has been at least one nascent attempt at a coup


.. due to the regular execution of people in higher leadership circles, in recent years.  And these are only the leaks that have made it out of NK.
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