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steve58

January 30, 2017, 02:11:34 PM
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mirth

#1
January 30, 2017, 02:17:02 PM
What a maroon.
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Sir Slash

#2
January 30, 2017, 02:45:24 PM
That guy was really, out-to-sea, on that one. Almost.  L:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Steelgrave

#3
January 30, 2017, 02:46:50 PM
I hope they charged him for the rescue. And his truck is probably on a resale lot in Texas already.    :clap:

mirth

#4
January 30, 2017, 02:49:23 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on January 30, 2017, 02:46:50 PM
I hope they charged him for the rescue.

Article said they didn't since he wasn't perpetrating a hoax. He was legitimately that stupid.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#5
January 31, 2017, 12:27:51 PM
I expect the internet to accede to my wish that this should be captioned someday.  O0

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besilarius

#6
February 11, 2017, 08:57:25 AM
It takes a lot of work to destroy a truck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVDIMWAUGXU
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Sir Slash

#7
February 11, 2017, 10:08:32 AM
That was a VERY important truck. It was carrying Yamamoto's laundry out to be dry-cleaned and when it was destroyed, he had nothing else to wear that didn't have 'wrinkles'.   L:-)    So we won the war.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#8
February 11, 2017, 10:30:04 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 11, 2017, 10:08:32 AM
That was a VERY important truck. It was carrying Yamamoto's laundry out to be dry-cleaned and when it was destroyed, he had nothing else to wear that didn't have 'wrinkles'.   L:-)    So we won the war.

Well, that and we killed him.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#9
February 11, 2017, 01:22:53 PM
Oh, well yeah there's that too.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#10
June 22, 2017, 12:01:56 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#11
June 22, 2017, 02:50:06 PM
Maine. What CAN you say?  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#12
June 22, 2017, 02:53:51 PM
We've got some real rocket surgeons up here.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#13
June 22, 2017, 06:11:25 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 22, 2017, 02:53:51 PM
We've got some real rocket surgeons up here.

And at least one with shaky hands.
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mirth

#14
June 22, 2017, 06:14:04 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 22, 2017, 06:11:25 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 22, 2017, 02:53:51 PM
We've got some real rocket surgeons up here.

And at least one with shaky hands.

Probably steadier now that they've been freed from his arms.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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