Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

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mirth

#15
April 07, 2016, 06:17:17 PM
^ha! I don't blame you!
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Sir Slash

#16
April 07, 2016, 06:31:16 PM
The world needs an, "Avengers vs Star Wars" movie, a "Lord of the Rings in Jurassic Park" movie, and an "Alien vs Predator" movie. Wait, we got that. How about "Bikini Zombie-Killers"?
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Gusington

#17
April 07, 2016, 06:36:09 PM
We need another Cannonball Run movie.

I have to watch this trailer ASAP...
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OJsDad

#18
April 07, 2016, 07:15:11 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 07, 2016, 06:36:09 PM
We need another Cannonball Run movie.

If that happens, I'm sending a 600# women to your house and tell her you like very aggressive women.
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Gusington

#19
April 07, 2016, 07:23:03 PM
^I can outrun that in 10 parsecs!

HOLY CRAP THAT TRAILER WAS EPIC. Can't wait!! It does look better than Force Awakens.
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OJsDad

#20
April 07, 2016, 07:28:53 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 07, 2016, 07:23:03 PM
^I can outrun that in 10 parsecs!

HOLY CRAP THAT TRAILER WAS EPIC. Can't wait!! It does look better than Force Awakens.

Your assuming your more desperate to get away than she is to catch you!
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Grim.Reaper

#21
April 07, 2016, 07:40:51 PM
This looks great......never enough Star Wars movies:)

bbmike

#22
April 07, 2016, 07:47:18 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 07, 2016, 06:36:09 PM
We need another Cannonball Run movie.

I have to watch this trailer ASAP...

You mean another It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World movie.  :buck2:
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Gusington

#23
April 07, 2016, 09:10:17 PM
History of the World?
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MikeGER

#24
April 08, 2016, 05:20:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on April 07, 2016, 06:31:16 PM
The world needs an, "Avengers vs Star Wars" movie, a "Lord of the Rings in Jurassic Park" movie, and an "Alien vs Predator" movie. Wait, we got that. How about "Bikini Zombie-Killers"?

its Disney so its Toystory 4  "Woodie vs Wookies (puppies)" a CGI movie of course

opening scene  ...Bonnie, the little girl from TS3 has grown into a senior female astronaut (inspired by her Buzz Lightyear figurine) on a small commercial prospecting vessel of the B&B Space Mining Ltd (a Jeff Bezos and Richard Benson jointventure) supervising drilling on comets in the Kuiper belt. her parked vessel somehow malfunctions (the dino Rex had its hands in that, later get revealed ;-) ), while she is on the surface with other miners (and heavy space equipment, so she's save - no Gravity movie here) and drift into the void... fade to black ... eons later a beaten up piece of space junk with B&B markings get ransacked by typical StarWars space-pirates low life salvagers ...they carry away a box, ...somehow the box end up on planet Kashyyyk, the box opens when nowbody is looking  ...out jump Woodie and his crew, who Bonnie seems always hast taken for sentiments on her long lonely stints to space...

OJsDad

#25
April 08, 2016, 06:33:10 AM
Mike, that's too plausible, thus your over qualified to be a Hollywood writer.
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Bison

#26
April 08, 2016, 06:43:32 AM
Disney is going to make me hate Star Wars eventually. 

Gusington

#27
April 08, 2016, 07:59:52 AM
Impossible.
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Bison

#28
April 08, 2016, 08:05:44 AM
Nope it's true.  I'm actually starting to getting Star Wars fatigue.  It's everywhere and frankly getting a bit overwhelming obnoxious.

MikeGER

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April 08, 2016, 09:41:06 AM Last Edit: April 08, 2016, 09:45:37 AM by MikeGER
Quote from: OJsDad on April 08, 2016, 06:33:10 AM
Mike, that's too plausible, thus your over qualified to be a Hollywood writer.

yeah i see , Hollywood-wize i made some terrible mistakes in the first script proposal ...its all to white, anti islamic and homophobic!

rewrite:
when Bonnie learned that the teenage-father of a black kid from her multi-ethnic kindergarten was shot buy a police officer she donated her toybox to that boy. the boy later discoverd of course he is gay and changed his/her gender into a women, including full surgery, ....grown into a senior genderchanged black muslim astronaut (inspired by her Buzz Lightyear figurine Proph Mohammed ascend to heaven on a horse) on a small commercial prospecting vessel of the B&B Space....  ^-^

-on a nerdy side node
did you know that B B-8 got produced by the far far offspring of that very Bezos&Benson Space Mining firm :o 
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