"This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"

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Sir Slash

#360
May 02, 2018, 10:17:02 PM
Didn't they promise Obama NOT to do that?  ???
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

#361
May 03, 2018, 05:47:37 AM
Who promised Obama anything and then kept their word?
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

#362
May 03, 2018, 10:11:19 AM
Michelle? No.... Hillary? Nope. Maybe the Mother-In-Law who lived with him all 8 years, she promised 'never to leave his side'. Or the Half-Brother who lived in the grass hut who promised to keep the Honor in the Obama name? That's two, sort of.  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#363
May 16, 2018, 07:12:20 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#364
May 17, 2018, 10:40:58 AM
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#365
May 17, 2018, 09:53:23 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#366
May 18, 2018, 08:35:22 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#367
May 23, 2018, 11:04:02 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#368
May 23, 2018, 11:15:40 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#369
May 28, 2018, 02:41:49 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#370
May 28, 2018, 07:56:14 AM
this line cracks me up:

QuoteH-6K strategic bomber

get the fuck outta here with you shit ass Badger bullshit.   :2funny:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#372
June 10, 2018, 08:30:49 AM
A Chinese aviator, flying a Chinese made J-15 fighter, made the first night landing on a carrier. This is a remarkable achievement. These landings, called "night traps", are considered the most difficult task any aviator can carry out, especially in rough weather. By early 2018 China had nearly 40 aviators qualified for daytime takeoffs and landings but apparently only one of them, so far, has mastered the night trap.

http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htnavai/articles/20180610.aspx

A most important step.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Staggerwing

#373
June 10, 2018, 08:52:04 AM
Quote from: besilarius on June 10, 2018, 08:30:49 AM
A most important step.

Yeah, they're really catching up fast. The first night carrier landing by a Western aviator was just 93 years ago...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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Gusington

#374
June 10, 2018, 10:23:54 AM
You're channeling Starfury.
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