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Started by Skwerl, January 16, 2015, 08:52:39 AM

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JasonPratt

Quote from: Gusington on January 16, 2015, 10:44:44 AM
Anyone see a release date anywhere? I see that it's in development, but not much else.

Obviously it must be sometime in 2016 because I'm not buying any new games this year. Sorry.
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Gusington

That must be amended. Soon.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

So, you're proposing some kind of seduction ritual (involving games) in order to bring this game to fruition more quickly?  :coolsmiley:
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

GDS_Starfury

Last yime Gus got seductive half the wg forum had crabs.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


panzerde

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 16, 2015, 04:43:29 PM
Last yime Gus got seductive half the wg forum had crabs.


Dammit, we can do better! This time let's see if we can get the entire WG forum to have crabs! We're talking Battlefleet Gothic here, and that demands a sacrifice!


Just not any of us.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

LongBlade

Quote from: panzerde on January 16, 2015, 06:15:38 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 16, 2015, 04:43:29 PM
Last yime Gus got seductive half the wg forum had crabs.


Dammit, we can do better! This time let's see if we can get the entire WG forum to have crabs! We're talking Battlefleet Gothic here, and that demands a sacrifice!


Just not any of us.

He can always pay them another visit.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Nefaro

Quote from: LongBlade on January 16, 2015, 06:25:13 PM
Quote from: panzerde on January 16, 2015, 06:15:38 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 16, 2015, 04:43:29 PM
Last yime Gus got seductive half the wg forum had crabs.


Dammit, we can do better! This time let's see if we can get the entire WG forum to have crabs! We're talking Battlefleet Gothic here, and that demands a sacrifice!


Just not any of us.

He can always pay them another visit.

I thought he was out of chloroform and surgical gloves at the moment.

Gusington

The only crabs I've had recently are blue soft shells.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

damn man, you're gonna need a lot of nix.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

do you know what you get as a hobbit with crabs?

crabs with orcs on them.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

With that image I think we have reached the end of the internet.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

no my boy.

theres far worse things.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


JasonPratt

sigh. FINE! Just to keep us from breaking the internet with this terrible, terrible rabbit hole (and associated metaphors thereof), and to bring Battlefleet Gothic into existence this year, I will buy Warlock 2 and (most of) its DLC while it's 75% off.

There. ARE WE HAPPY NOW? ARE WE SATISFIED?!

(...no, because Battlefleet Gothic isn't out yet.  :buck2: But it comes now. It comes.  :smitten: )
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

panzerde

^ We are all thankful for your sacrifice. You held out for what, about two weeks?  :)
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres