One for Metal Dog

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TheCommandTent

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

MetalDog

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 08:00:10 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.

Quote from: TheCommandTent on September 08, 2014, 08:47:10 PM
bahaha!


I stopped reading after the second one.  I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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bayonetbrant

one of my all-time favorites...  it's a loooooong setup, but it's worth it

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undercovergeek

Quote from: MetalDog on September 08, 2014, 09:16:24 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 08:00:10 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.

Quote from: TheCommandTent on September 08, 2014, 08:47:10 PM
bahaha!


I stopped reading after the second one.  I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.

maybe thats the deal we can break here, pun all you like but afterwards MD is going to walk in and bat you

Centurion40

I'm gonna block Brant for a while.  :buck2:
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

I'm sorry you guys are so humor-deficient as to not appreciate the genius that is Pearls Before Swine...  ::)
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 09, 2014, 11:05:15 AM
I'm sorry you guys are so humor-deficient as to not appreciate the genius that is Pearls Before Swine...  ::)

fwiw the elizabeth hurley torch and jimmy hoffa made me snort, but they are well constructed, clever puns

yours





















.....are shit

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

That's the second or turd insult I've had from you guys about my puns just today!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 09, 2014, 09:39:03 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 08, 2014, 09:16:24 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 08:00:10 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.

Quote from: TheCommandTent on September 08, 2014, 08:47:10 PM
bahaha!


I stopped reading after the second one.  I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.

maybe thats the deal we can break here, pun all you like but afterwards MD is going to walk in and bat you


I'm all FOR this!!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Bat to the bone if you ask me.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

all hands to battle stations!
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bayonetbrant

dropping puns without batting an eye
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers