Florida deserves its own thread

Started by besilarius, September 18, 2015, 06:50:21 AM

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mirth

Man, I want this one to be true too

Quote"NAZI ENTHUSIAST IMPREGNATES OWN WIFE WITH FROZEN SPERM OF HITLER"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

Sex with an alligator in Fla. is legal as long as the animal is of legal age and consents. This just in from the World News Daily.  8)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

Is it legal to impregnate an alligator using Hitler's sperm?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

If the idea is to create a race of raw materials for high-fashion jackboots, then yes.

mirth

Quote from: BC on June 26, 2017, 10:47:58 AM
If the idea is to create a race of raw materials for high-fashion jackboots, then yes.

Excellent. My new business plan is coming together.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat


Sir Slash

Yeah but you have to keep the little moustaches on the front boots trimmed.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

It won't matter, with Der LuftstacheTM Brand Mustache Wax.

mirth

Quote from: BC on June 26, 2017, 10:58:22 AM
It won't matter, with Der LuftstacheTM Brand Mustache Wax.

Bawb's managing that part of the business.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bawbs flying stache

Quote from: mirth on June 26, 2017, 10:59:15 AM
Quote from: BC on June 26, 2017, 10:58:22 AM
It won't matter, with Der LuftstacheTM Brand Mustache Wax.

Bawb's managing that part of the business.

NEIN! ICH AM!

Meine idean fur das Moooostache Vax ist mein und mein alone, und Herr Bawbwaffe ist of  know zis!

mirth

Quote from: bawbs flying stache on June 26, 2017, 11:00:18 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 26, 2017, 10:59:15 AM
Quote from: BC on June 26, 2017, 10:58:22 AM
It won't matter, with Der LuftstacheTM Brand Mustache Wax.

Bawb's managing that part of the business.

NEIN! ICH AM!

Meine idean fur das Moooostache Vax ist mein und mein alone, und Herr Bawbwaffe ist of  know zis!

Alright, alright, but I get 60% of the profits. That's the deal I had with Bawb.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bawbs flying stache

Nein, it vas our understandink that du vas to be in charge uff the hiringk uff dieses svetshop employees, ja? You insisted vhen du found outen that they vould all be Filipino girls betveen 21 und 30.

Sir Slash

OK then. Who gets to impregnate the alligators?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#178
Now what are you up to, you little hairy bugger? (No, not you, Slash).
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bawbs flying stache

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 26, 2017, 11:05:58 AM
OK then. Who gets to impregnate the alligators?

It looks like du are volunteeeeering fur dieses job, ja?