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bayonetbrant

#135
February 13, 2017, 03:07:20 PM
what's the third thing?
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mirth

#136
February 13, 2017, 03:09:56 PM
What was that first thing again?
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Sir Slash

#137
February 13, 2017, 03:11:18 PM
The first thing was the Chicken. The egg came afterward. A chicken I used to know told me that.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#138
March 08, 2017, 10:11:01 AM
Florida ducklings

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Sir Slash

#139
March 09, 2017, 03:33:44 PM
Aren't they cute? Little future cowboy boots.  :cowboy:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#140
March 23, 2017, 07:22:22 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Ubercat

#141
March 23, 2017, 08:23:46 AM
The super rich just aren't like the rest of us. He'll be out soon. A man like that can afford the best legal representation money can buy.
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- Thomas Sowell

Sir Slash

#142
March 23, 2017, 11:08:07 AM
Man. I thought that guy seemed suspicious when he tried to get me to take that check for $100! You just can't trust ANYONE now days.  #:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#143
March 24, 2017, 09:06:51 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#144
March 24, 2017, 10:36:07 AM
And the book was, "The Idiot's Guide To Avoiding Wildfires".  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#145
March 24, 2017, 05:18:00 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#146
March 25, 2017, 10:26:50 AM
His 'Aunt Jemima' told him it was OK.  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#147
April 18, 2017, 07:51:12 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#148
April 18, 2017, 10:03:25 AM
Isn't that one of Spiderman's enemies-- Jaggernaut? He looks like he could've just eaten the fryer whole with oil already in it.  :wow:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

#149
April 20, 2017, 07:00:21 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 18, 2017, 07:51:12 AM
Florida man strikes again

http://urbanleak.com/man-breaks-into-a-burger-king-to-eat-dozens-of-burgers-and-2-gallons-of-soda/

I almost threw up when I read this bit: 
Quote...and drank more than 25 gallons of used oil from the deep fryers.
WTF??!!!  Even assuming that's a typo (drinking 25 gallons of anything would be pretty much impossible in the space of just a couple hours), I'm still feeling a little ill at the thought.  :buck2: 

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