The Epic Saga of TALKING KITTY!

Started by JasonPratt, May 15, 2019, 01:18:57 PM

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JasonPratt

The ending of that prior video?

That was not a joke.

I'll put the relevant video epilogue behind a spoiler tag here just to be safe:

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Not one of his most-watched videos ('only' over 3 million); but maybe the most commented at nearly 75,000 in less than three years, some of them only a few hours old, one of those only an hour old, at the time I captured the code for posting!

I'm not exaggerating when I say the fanbase talks about this in the comments of practically every TK video. Except for the previous video -- where comments were disabled.  :'(

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JasonPratt

Enough sadness. Back to the plot!

Just a reminder that the Talking Kitty series is not safe for work (and a more lighthearted entry after the cat-astrophe):



When kittens hiccup at you while jumping into the camera for attention...  :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
"--are they gone yet?" "No, the kittens are still here." "F------k!"  :DD



"Sylvester, did you do something to the dog?" "Nooo...." "Are you sure, because it looks like you did." "HOW?!"
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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"Guess who's finally moving out?" "YOU?!"  :2funny:



"Random kitty, are you okay?" "Yeh, noooo."



Now up to two years ago, so a quick bonus video on the evolution of the Gibbyson:
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

JasonPratt

Huh. I was SURE I had posted the next ten-ish minutes yesterday. Oh well, 20ish minutes today I guess!




"Hey, Random Kitty," "Heeeyyy." "I wanted to ask you a question--" RANDOM NOISES!  :2funny:



If you look carefully in the background, you can tell Steve and his waifu have a walk-training baby now. ;)



*squeaking**squeaking**squeaking**squeaking**squeaking* "Would somebody kill that f----ing DOG!?"
Steve upgrades his filming skilz to include the ability to do a Spielbergian rack-zoom, btw.
(Also the baby has a cameo at 0:15)



"C'mon kitty, let's go downstairs, there's nothing to worry about. ...okay, that's not how you go down stairs, that's not even how you go up the stairs!"
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

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"Sylvester! Say you're sorry!" "I'm sorry your dog's so DUMB!"


And now we're up to 1 year ago!
"So you're telling me you have no empathy." "NOOO!"
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

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"Are you sure you don't want to try [the new dry food]? It's got a new cov-er, I think you'll liiike it..." "F--k awww-awwffff!"


"Kitty, you can't have wet food, you know you're still grounded, right?" "Yeah?" "Yes, and do you know why?" "Because I'm black."
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

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"This is my f--king catnip and you can both GO TO HELL!"



"No, kitty, for the last time, we're not getting rid of the dog." "SHE'S DISGUSTING!"



A new plot point gets set up. And the fans must accept that Sylvester is getting old.  :'(
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

JasonPratt

#37
"Why do you always do this to me?!" "What?" "Argue with me, now get off your lazy butt and come into the kitchen--" "NO!"



The plot advances again with the 3rd generation Gibson arriving! "deattthhh commmes forrr youuuuuuu..."  :DD


There will be about an 8 month time skip forward after this...
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

JasonPratt

We're up to three and two months ago now! 2019, woo!




ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

JasonPratt

Steve's tribute to another famous cat passing away a few months ago:



"We've got too many kitties, we can't afford wet food anymore." "You messin' with me?!"


So we have returned to the starting post!


Since then, about a month ago, Steve has added the following Random Kitty video (guest starring Sylvester):


And that catches us up entirely! ....and now the forum engine will explode, trying to load this page. ;)
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

JasonPratt

Wait, did I say we were caught up!?

New video!
"Get the {bleep} outta my BUTT!"


Now we're caught up.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!