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Barthheart

Quote from: Gusington on July 18, 2019, 07:49:22 AM
Drugged Puddin' - the debut release of the Fleshpot Bitches.

This writes itself!

Yer welcome.


Gusington



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Barthheart

Graphic artist friend of mine did it.

Conversation went like this:

Barthheart: Dude, Need a quick album cover for a band called Fleshpot Bitches. The album is called Drugged Puddin'. For a running joke on a forum.
Artist: Done
BH: Oh, all female band if that wasn't obvious.
BH: From around 310 BCE.
GA: Wow. Oddly specific
BH:Came up in a thread about a game that starts in 310 BCE.
GA: But 311 BCE was a much cooler year. So half naked Roman orgy wenches on the cover?
BH: Yeah... only make them Judean.
GA: Judean?? They never had any fun. Whores showing you their ankles??
BH: You got it now.

Oh and here's a better version with "special" pottery as a background.


Sir Slash

Good thing I'm sober reading this post or else I'd have to start drinking.
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devoncop

Quote from: Barthheart on July 19, 2019, 10:18:20 PM
Graphic artist friend of mine did it.

Conversation went like this:

Barthheart: Dude, Need a quick album cover for a band called Fleshpot Bitches. The album is called Drugged Puddin'. For a running joke on a forum.
Artist: Done
BH: Oh, all female band if that wasn't obvious.
BH: From around 310 BCE.
GA: Wow. Oddly specific
BH:Came up in a thread about a game that starts in 310 BCE.
GA: But 311 BCE was a much cooler year. So half naked Roman orgy wenches on the cover?
BH: Yeah... only make them Judean.
GA: Judean?? They never had any fun. Whores showing you their ankles??
BH: You got it now.

Oh and here's a better version with "special" pottery as a background.

Sometimes in life you just have to sit back in awe.............

This is one of those times............ :DD :DD :DD
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al_infierno

Who's ready to put down the money for a vinyl pressing of 310 copies?   I'll buy one as long as Gus promises to sign his promo shot on the back.  I swear it won't end up on eBay for thousands of shekels  O:-)

That cover art is truly something special.  Well done, Barthheart's friend.
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If they made nothing but WWII games, I'd be perfectly content.  Hypothetical matchups from alternate history 1980s, asymmetrical US-bashes-some-3rd world guerillas, or minor wars between Upper Bumblescum and outer Kaboomistan hold no appeal for me.
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I guess it's sort of nice that the word "tactical" seems to refer to some kind of seriousness during your moments of mental clarity.
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Gusington

I am humbled by this. I dig the special pottery edition! But I always go with the original when given a choice. I will sign all autographs in appropriate ancient Hebrew script. And the beauty of Fleshpot Bitches is that its an all male act.

Drugged Puddin' for all! Full album, none of the EP nonsense either.

All I have to do now is 'learn music'...preferably the drums because everyone knows the drummer gets the tail.

Today the forum, tomorrow, Madison Square Garden!


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Never thought I'd say this but, you maybe too big for us anymore Gus.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

...annnnd now it's his avatar gif!  :notworthy:

This is the power of hot Sabean princess spies. (As David and Solomon can attest to.)
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al_infierno

#294
Quote from: Gusington on July 20, 2019, 09:23:00 AM
But I always go with the original when given a choice.

A man of culture, I see.  Maybe we were all wrong about Bactria.  We will all be collapsing into decadence while the Fleshpot Bitches lead their motherland into a glorious new cultural golden age.

Learning music is for hacks.  All you need to do is downtune a bunch of garbled guitar chords, yell over it, and call it extreme blackened punk metal.   :2funny:
A War of a Madman's Making - a text-based war planning and political survival RPG

It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge.  War endures.  As well ask men what they think of stone.  War was always here.  Before man was, war waited for him.  The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.  That is the way it was and will be.  That way and not some other way.
- Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian


If they made nothing but WWII games, I'd be perfectly content.  Hypothetical matchups from alternate history 1980s, asymmetrical US-bashes-some-3rd world guerillas, or minor wars between Upper Bumblescum and outer Kaboomistan hold no appeal for me.
- Silent Disapproval Robot


I guess it's sort of nice that the word "tactical" seems to refer to some kind of seriousness during your moments of mental clarity.
- MengJiao

Gusington

I will create my own genre. Bactrian Death Glass!!


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

That should be the title of the first album, too.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

devoncop

Next turn in and trouble brewing in the East it seems  :)
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Tripoli

Quote from: devoncop on July 21, 2019, 06:14:32 AM
Next turn in and trouble brewing in the East it seems  :)

Since when has there not been trouble brewing in the East?  :)
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devoncop

Quote from: Tripoli on July 21, 2019, 10:54:09 AM
Quote from: devoncop on July 21, 2019, 06:14:32 AM
Next turn in and trouble brewing in the East it seems  :)

Since when has there not been trouble brewing in the East?  :)

Nostradamus definitely knew his onions on that one.😉

If I were the Seleucids right now I would be worried.....😱
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