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Title: Driving Instructors
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 26, 2014, 10:48:22 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/driving-instructor-has-own-gas-pedal-in-case-stude%2c37521/

QuoteDriving Instructor Has Own Gas Pedal In Case Student Total Pussy

GREENVILLE, SC—Saying that he only uses it as a last resort, local driver's ed instructor Bill Dennison confirmed Monday that there is an extra gas pedal on his side of the vehicle in case one of his students is a complete pussy. "The accelerator on the passenger side is just a precaution should a student driver turn out to be a dickless wuss who's afraid of really gunning it," said Dennison, explaining that the pedal is an important failsafe that can be deployed whenever some candy-ass teenager tries to limp onto the interstate at 55 miles an hour like a little bitch. "As an instructor, you want to avoid any unnecessary interference, but when you've got some pantywaist behind the wheel who doesn't have the stones to pass on the shoulder, sometimes you've got to sack up, drop the hammer, and show that little nancy how it's done." Dennison also said it's sometimes necessary to use the vehicle's emergency brake when a student is too chickenshit to fishtail like a total badass.
Title: Re: Driving Instructors
Post by: Centurion40 on November 26, 2014, 11:43:27 AM
Bobo is a driving instructor.  'Nuff said!  ;)

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Title: Re: Driving Instructors
Post by: Jameson489 on April 18, 2015, 04:56:26 AM
Hello all! Yesterday I attempted my third driving test but I failed at it. I am very disappointed now. My father has suggested getting training from a personal driving instructor. I think joining a (link removed by Steelgrave) driving school will be a better option rather than hiring a personal instructor. What do you think guys?


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Title: Re: Driving Instructors
Post by: Centurion40 on April 20, 2015, 01:19:14 PM
Hire Bobo!!  He moved to Florida, so he probably charges less now, not to mention that he is happy to be alive after the end of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7AD2y46AZQ

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Title: Re: Driving Instructors
Post by: Uberhaus on April 20, 2015, 02:49:48 PM
If you are female, I would recommend having Leona Chin, sub in for you. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaAu4L2cl4c