One for Metal Dog

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GDS_Starfury

#90
October 23, 2014, 02:25:22 PM
 :smitten:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#91
October 23, 2014, 02:28:23 PM
Well Mr Dog-of-Metal -

Howl he ever get over it?
Are you pawsitive you don't like him?
Or are you just telling another tall tail?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#92
October 23, 2014, 02:29:35 PM
I have a joke about Italian tires to go along with that "ditto" remark, but likely some would find it offensive.

Barthheart

#93
October 24, 2014, 12:09:29 PM

Barthheart

#94
October 24, 2014, 12:10:24 PM

Barthheart

#95
October 24, 2014, 12:11:05 PM

BanzaiCat

#96
October 24, 2014, 12:17:42 PM

MetalDog

#97
October 24, 2014, 12:54:01 PM
Try your worst, word wreckers!  I am having a mental health day and none of you can ruin it :P
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#98
October 24, 2014, 01:08:04 PM

BanzaiCat

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October 24, 2014, 01:08:30 PM

BanzaiCat

#100
October 24, 2014, 01:09:49 PM

BanzaiCat

#101
October 24, 2014, 01:10:40 PM

bayonetbrant

#102
October 24, 2014, 01:12:32 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#103
October 24, 2014, 09:31:56 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#104
October 25, 2014, 12:16:41 AM
BOOOOOOO!  That was TERRIBLE!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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