Damn You to Hell!!!!

Started by mirth, May 16, 2018, 08:14:34 PM

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mirth

Another part of my youth destroyed

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Staggerwing

I dunno... other than the lack of pornstache, it looks like they sliced off a bit of verisimilitude.
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BanzaiCat

Wow, I think I just got dumber after watching that trailer.  :buck2:

bbmike

Honestly, it doesn't look half as bad as I thought it would. And the original Higgins was much cuter.
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mirth

Yeah and Discovery is Star Trek.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

I'm still gonna watch that at some point.  :hide:
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

They're adding a Horta character for Season 2.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

If it's a drunken Horta I'm in.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

BanzaiCat

They could do better by re-doing Airwolf.

JasonPratt

Could work.

Wait, are they setting up a shared universe with Hawaii 5-0 (again)?

And can Simon and Simon be far behind?!


Also, considering Higgens turns out to be Masters after all, that would mean she's the one writing books loosely inspired about her own property security guard. Awwww, that's so, um, romantic? I guess?
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bbmike

Wait, does this mean Agatha Chumley be a man? And will we see Luther Gillis?
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Arctic Blast

This...might actually not be terrible.

At least they didn't ask anyone to attempt to grow that 'stache. Because that's just not possible.

Nefaro

Quote from: BanzaiCat on May 17, 2018, 08:00:30 AM
They could do better by re-doing Airwolf.

Next up:

The triumphant remake of Manimal.


Gusington

Manimal and Simon and Simon mentioned in the same thread...my life is complete.





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OJsDad

WTF!!! They made Higgy Baby a young hottie!!  Let me guess love sparks between Higgins and Magnum or one of the other guys. No, no, oh hell no!!

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