Psst...Hey, Martok!

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GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

Yeah, that's pretty wrong. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bob48

Yeah, just imagine him creeping up on you during the night and pouring a bucket of whitewash down your ear.

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GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MetalDog

That's the biggest damn grass spider I have EVER seen!
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"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Martok

I have to admit, that's pretty good.  My stomach flipped a couple times just looking at the damn thing! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

BanzaiCat


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


skeptical.platypus

Psst. . . Hey, Martok!

I assume this has been covered before, but wtf is Mazda's problem with you anyway?
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Staggerwing

Quote from: skeptical.platypus on April 08, 2014, 12:48:02 AM
Psst. . . Hey, Martok!

I assume this has been covered before, but wtf is Mazda's problem with you anyway?


You talkin' 'bout Ahura Mazda or Mazda Motor Corporation?
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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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skeptical.platypus

Quote from: Staggerwing on April 08, 2014, 05:05:33 AM
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on April 08, 2014, 12:48:02 AM
Psst. . . Hey, Martok!

I assume this has been covered before, but wtf is Mazda's problem with you anyway?


You talkin' 'bout Ahura Mazda or Mazda Motor Corporation?

I'll take spider car factories for $100, Alex.
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Martok

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 06, 2014, 11:42:38 AM

LOL!  That one never, ever gets old.  Cracks me up every time I watch it. 




Quote from: skeptical.platypus on April 08, 2014, 11:57:47 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 08, 2014, 05:05:33 AM
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on April 08, 2014, 12:48:02 AM
Psst. . . Hey, Martok!

I assume this has been covered before, but wtf is Mazda's problem with you anyway?


You talkin' 'bout Ahura Mazda or Mazda Motor Corporation?

I'll take spider car factories for $100, Alex.
I have it on good authority it was done on a drunken bet. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

skeptical.platypus

I'd like to know how often the Canadian Wildlife Service (if such a thing exists) gets a call about Crack Spider's Bitch.
The Law of Unintended Consequences, Seattle Pride Variant: The only city on the planet that can guarantee your purchase of recreational marijuana is from a stoner making $15/hr.

Martok

Quote from: skeptical.platypus on April 09, 2014, 01:42:00 PM
I'd like to know how often the Canadian Wildlife Service (if such a thing exists) gets a call about Crack Spider's Bitch.
Oh, I'm sure they get a fair few each year (and yes they're real).  8) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

Quote from: Martok on April 09, 2014, 02:22:37 PM
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on April 09, 2014, 01:42:00 PM
I'd like to know how often the Canadian Wildlife Service (if such a thing exists) gets a call about Crack Spider's Bitch.
Oh, I'm sure they get a fair few each year (and yes they're real).  8) 



Excited by the 'and yes they're real' part I hurriedly clicked on your link expecting to be enlighten about this mysterious Crack Spider's Bitch but only found myself on the Canadian Wildlife Service's web site... oh well.  :(
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys