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Barthheart

#3225
July 25, 2018, 09:51:26 AM

MetalDog

#3226
July 25, 2018, 05:10:32 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on July 25, 2018, 09:28:59 AM
I love ya, brother Dawg, but when a pun actually makes me laugh instead of groan, I gotta share it   :smitten:

I'm with ya'.  I've got two a few posts back.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#3227
July 25, 2018, 06:23:44 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#3228
July 25, 2018, 06:27:35 PM
Booooo! 
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#3229
July 27, 2018, 08:33:05 AM

BanzaiCat

#3230
July 27, 2018, 09:36:29 AM

mirth

#3231
July 27, 2018, 09:38:48 AM
^ :DD
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#3232
July 29, 2018, 07:37:45 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#3233
July 29, 2018, 07:39:19 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#3234
July 29, 2018, 09:05:36 AM
You are both terrible people.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#3235
July 30, 2018, 07:59:39 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#3236
July 30, 2018, 04:45:35 PM
oh jesus.....
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#3237
July 30, 2018, 05:22:57 PM
decided to give Dawg a break and post something cool

a mechanical pong game
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

MetalDog

#3238
July 30, 2018, 06:46:10 PM
Thanks, Windi.  That's pretty cool!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

OJsDad

#3239
July 30, 2018, 06:54:07 PM
Now what he going to secretly laugh at.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.
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