One for Metal Dog

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bayonetbrant

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BanzaiCat

Quote from: MetalDog on July 12, 2018, 09:42:56 PM
SouthEastern Conference.  Your college football Lord and Masters.

Dude, I know this. Texas A&M is virtually in my backyard.


MetalDog

Quote from: BanzaiCat on July 19, 2018, 04:30:25 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on July 12, 2018, 09:42:56 PM
SouthEastern Conference.  Your college football Lord and Masters.

Dude, I know this. Texas A&M is virtually in my backyard.

When you reply with sarcasm (Securities & Exchange Commission), you should expect sarcasm back.  Except for the Lord and Masters part.  That's really true.
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"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

Sarcasm? Me? I don't know what you're talking about, MD. I would never imply such a thing.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart


bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

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MetalDog

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 23, 2018, 04:42:32 PM



That was just painful to read.  But put it in the Bison summoning manual.  I'm sure he felt the vibranium through the Force.


Quote from: Barthheart on July 23, 2018, 08:30:18 AM



You can ram jam them lamps where the light will not be seen!    :knuppel2:
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"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

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Steelgrave

#3221


I hate puns myself, but I'm raven about this one   ::) :2funny:

MetalDog

And here I always thought you liked me, Steelie :(  :P
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

...........but he likes puns even more.................
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Steelgrave

I love ya, brother Dawg, but when a pun actually makes me laugh instead of groan, I gotta share it   :smitten: