When automated luxury space vampires attack... O_____0

Started by JasonPratt, March 07, 2018, 05:07:10 PM

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JasonPratt

So, last year Africa had a another vampire epidemic. Well, not all of Africa.



(Note that this is a Sargon of Akkad video; but leaving the gentle political satire aside, it's interesting from a folk anthropology perspective.  :nerd: )
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bbmike

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Nefaro

Fetch the torches & pitchforks lads! 

Those vampires with white coats and stethoscopes are taking our people to the hospital to be blood bags!

:knuppel2:

mirth

Quote from: bbmike on March 07, 2018, 05:44:48 PM
This is a...very...Prattian post.  :coolsmiley:

The most Prattian Pratt post to ever have been Pratted.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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undercovergeek

Somewhere an alien race is ready to make first contact and every time, just before they do they check the forum, read some Prattle, look at each other and go 'fk that'

Nefaro

"A police spokesman and notorious vampire denialist said.."

:DD

JasonPratt

Quote from: mirth on March 07, 2018, 06:48:25 PM
Quote from: bbmike on March 07, 2018, 05:44:48 PM
This is a...very...Prattian post.  :coolsmiley:

The most Prattian Pratt post to ever have been Pratted.

I would say, "challenge accepted!", but let's be fair: this does not even begin distantly approaching some of my posts.  :D
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Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

JasonPratt

Quote from: Nefaro on March 07, 2018, 06:54:41 PM
"A police spokesman and notorious vampire denialist said.."

:DD

His sarcasm while reading the newspaper articles starts to get reaaaallllly dry. I mean biting. It's sanguine.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Nefaro

Quote from: JasonPratt on March 12, 2018, 03:17:18 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on March 07, 2018, 06:54:41 PM
"A police spokesman and notorious vampire denialist said.."

:DD

His sarcasm while reading the newspaper articles starts to get reaaaallllly dry. I mean biting. It's sanguine.

Pretty standard for Sargon.   :bd: