The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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mirth

#1410
February 20, 2018, 06:20:41 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

#1411
February 20, 2018, 06:29:07 PM
Can we please make up our mind if it's going to be colder or warmer than average? 
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mirth

#1412
February 20, 2018, 06:31:26 PM
Quote from: Toonces on February 20, 2018, 06:29:07 PM
Can we please make up our mind if it's going to be colder or warmer than average? 

You're a weatherman. I think you already know the answer to that question.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#1413
February 20, 2018, 06:49:37 PM
If he knew the answer to that, he'd be a climatologist. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Gusington

#1414
February 20, 2018, 07:04:24 PM
The answer is 'F U.'
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Staggerwing

#1415
February 20, 2018, 07:08:10 PM
Quote from: Toonces on February 20, 2018, 06:29:07 PM
Can we please make up our mind if it's going to be colder or warmer than average?

What if it just wants to live its life as 'Thermal-change-direction Unspecified'? Catch up with the times man!
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Sir Slash

#1416
February 20, 2018, 11:15:10 PM
The forecast here in Fla. was for near 90 degrees tomorrow. Spring Break right? I was telling friends from out of state the other night that March is often the coldest month in Florida. I got some sideways looks like I'm nuts but tonight the Weather Guy says the forecast for about 10 days out will see a change to much colder weather-- about the first of March. What's the point of being old if you can't annoy people by being right all the time?
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mirth

#1417
February 21, 2018, 01:13:52 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1418
February 21, 2018, 01:22:53 PM
76 degrees here now...ice storm tomorrow :/
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mirth

#1419
February 21, 2018, 01:24:31 PM
This is going to be hard on the Commander.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#1420
February 21, 2018, 01:25:16 PM
Like Ward was hard on the Beaver?

mirth

#1421
February 21, 2018, 01:26:46 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1422
February 21, 2018, 01:32:01 PM
It's about 90 degrees in my work cell right now. Formerly Hawt Baus thinks she's going through menopause.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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mirth

#1423
February 21, 2018, 01:42:20 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1424
February 21, 2018, 01:46:40 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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