The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

[Sir Slash]

You know it's really hot out when the pool is too warm to be comfortable. Even without me peeing in it.  :o

[Staggerwing]

Before or after you get in?

[Sir Slash]

Both of course.  ;D

[mirth]

https://twitter.com/growingwisdom/status/890373690789154817

[Gusington]

Whoa...is that your guacamole spilled on the screen?

[bayonetbrant]

Snot

[mirth]

Guac snot.

[Sir Slash]

What's not Guac snot? In Fla, this time of year, a storm like that is called, "Thursday".

[mirth]

If it were December with that storm, Toonces would be shoveling a foot of snow.

[Gusington]

Heh, no he wouldn't.

[mirth]

Well, he'd be drinking a bottle of scotch.

[Gusington]

And crying. Naked except for Uggs. In a corner. Covered in his own filth.

[mirth]

So like any other Friday night?

[Gusington]

Yeah now that you mention it...yes.

[Toonces]

First I'd be surfing.  Then Uggs.  Then scotch.  Naked sometime within those timeframes.

It's like you guys don't even know me sometimes.   ::)

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