Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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MetalDog

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BanzaiCat

As good as any place to put this I suppose.  :2funny:


JasonPratt

I was seriously expecting the second guy to say, "I didn't even know at the time how many Tie fighters were out there, really! I thought maybe a dozen were swarming us, but I talked to one of the other guys later and he told me it was four dozen at least! That's what comes from being stuck in those back seats, in a cockpit of a freighter. We weren't even on the guns. ...was ANYONE on the guns?! The Falcon did have guns, I know it did--!"
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mirth

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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

OK. I peed a little bit watching this. Not more than normal but.....  :D
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MetalDog

So Ren has to go to Mordor and kill Sauron?  I hope this movie doesn't suck out loud like Force Awakens did.  That'll be 5 Christmases George Lucas ruined for me if it does.  (Ok.  Only 4.  I didn't bother to see Revenge of the Sith in the theater).
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

Quote from: MetalDog on October 09, 2017, 10:03:56 PM
So Ren has to go to Mordor and kill Sauron?  I hope this movie doesn't suck out loud like Force Awakens did.  That'll be 5 Christmases George Lucas ruined for me if it does.  (Ok.  Only 4.  I didn't bother to see Revenge of the Sith in the theater).

Put down the weed.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

Maybe Lucas should pick it up.  Then maybe he wouldn't let them make the same movie twice.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

Quote from: MetalDog on October 09, 2017, 10:06:31 PM
Maybe Lucas should pick it up.  Then maybe he wouldn't let them make the same movie twice.

Lucas sold to Disney 5 years ago. He has nothing to do with the franchise anymore.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

Ok.  That explains it.  The House of Mouse has been making the same movies for 70 + years.  Then maybe Micky needs to hit the blunt.  At the very least, I won't have to watch The Last Jedi be a remake of Empire...
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

Because I expect even a slightly different story than I have already seen before?  Shame on me.  :-[
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

acctingman

Metaldog......I sense much anger in him.....pain and suffering he is

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

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Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


JudgeDredd

That looks   A W E S O M E  :notworthy:
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