More Headline News From Maine

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bbmike

#271
March 05, 2018, 04:13:07 PM
Fowl news!
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#272
March 05, 2018, 04:15:55 PM
No need to crow about it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#273
March 05, 2018, 04:20:23 PM
You're all just a chirp off the old block.

OJsDad

#274
March 05, 2018, 04:22:28 PM
I'm surprised it didn't pick Cracker Barrel to come and roost. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

#275
March 05, 2018, 11:01:14 PM
That should give the cops something to cackle about.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#276
March 06, 2018, 09:39:45 AM
I'd rather they post well-researched and important stories like this, instead of just winging it.

mirth

#277
March 06, 2018, 12:52:26 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

airboy

#278
March 06, 2018, 03:38:04 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 06, 2018, 12:52:26 PM
Shit is getting real up here

https://www.pressherald.com/2018/03/06/hope-man-kills-rabid-raccoon-with-bread-knife/

When the rabid raccoon comes for you Mirth, I suggest you brain it with an empty liquor bottle.

Don't use a full bottle, you might lose some liquor.

Sir Slash

#279
March 07, 2018, 12:16:05 AM
Here in Fla. we kill raccoons the proper way, with our cars on the highway just like God intended. The Bread Knives we save for flat-head screws.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#280
March 16, 2018, 10:09:36 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#281
March 16, 2018, 10:13:11 AM
^This calls for a double

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#282
March 16, 2018, 10:18:23 AM
And one of these

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#283
March 16, 2018, 10:25:04 AM
So Jeebus is not a resident of Maine?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#284
March 16, 2018, 10:55:59 AM
Wait! I thought Oprah was God?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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