Grogheads Christmas gifts

Started by besilarius, October 25, 2018, 06:32:22 AM

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JasonPratt

Okay, I want to give that coffee to my sister-in-law!  :bd:
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besilarius

The Turkish coffee had grounds floating in it.
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Staggerwing

It's like the coffee version of orange juice with the pulp.
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airboy

Quote from: besilarius on December 02, 2018, 08:12:36 AM
The Turkish coffee had grounds floating in it.

Turkish coffee is awesome - but you don't drink it to the dregs.

bobarossa

Sorry for getting back on topic.  Saw this in an ad while surfing this morning.  Perfect for your medieval Groghead Christmas gift!
https://www.rosegal.com/mens-hoodies-sweatshirts/autumn-and-winter-models-solid-color-men-s-retro-elbows-drawstring-mask-knight-sweater-men-6508609.html

Sir Slash

Who could go wrong at Christmas by buying a Grog a new 'Dongle Mitten'?  :bd:  I prefer the cotton to the wool myself-- less chafing.
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