This Should Be Good For A Laugh

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bayonetbrant

October 31, 2016, 06:56:16 AM
especially since Mirth / Star can probably fill a few pages for us

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Barthheart

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October 31, 2016, 06:59:11 AM
Are those really real?

Steelgrave

#2
October 31, 2016, 10:26:58 AM
You WERE born female???

Sir Slash

#3
October 31, 2016, 10:40:23 AM
The Pill or Norplant?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#4
October 31, 2016, 12:05:20 PM
No, honey, I'm busy.
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Barthheart

#5
October 31, 2016, 12:16:54 PM
You get the bill.

Steelgrave

#6
October 31, 2016, 01:02:15 PM
Was that per hour???

Barthheart

#7
October 31, 2016, 01:12:06 PM
My guess is forty.

MikeGER

#8
October 31, 2016, 01:16:40 PM
my hobby is wargaming  (if PC or board game doesn't matter)  ^-^

OJsDad

#9
October 31, 2016, 01:21:25 PM
Your sister's smoking hot!
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Pete Dero

#10
October 31, 2016, 01:46:51 PM
I am Donald Trump

Sir Slash

#11
October 31, 2016, 02:20:45 PM
I am Carlos Danger.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#12
October 31, 2016, 03:02:31 PM
You look like mother.
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steve58

#13
October 31, 2016, 03:14:26 PM
Darn forgot my wallet.
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steve58

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October 31, 2016, 03:19:27 PM
Wanna play some D&D?
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)
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