Scary Clowns in England

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besilarius

October 14, 2016, 06:17:03 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

JasonPratt

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October 14, 2016, 10:47:22 AM
Shouldn't that be "clownes"? ...clowenes? ...clowens? ... .....

...jesters?
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October 14, 2016, 02:28:52 PM
WAY TO GO Bawb!! My Man, making the world safe for us Clown-a-phobics. Beat the 'white' off of them Bob.  :knuppel2:
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bob48

#3
October 14, 2016, 02:35:06 PM
Actually, its easy to get rid of them.

If you should see one, go up to him and shout 'HONK, HONK' and then pour a bucket of whitewash down the front of his trousers.

Works every time.
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October 14, 2016, 03:34:51 PM
I figured this thread was about Parliament
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besilarius

#5
October 14, 2016, 05:57:35 PM
I don't think Batman could get into the House of Lords without blowing his secret identity.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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