Lap Dance of the Dead

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besilarius

March 13, 2016, 07:56:15 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Nefaro

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March 13, 2016, 04:34:16 PM
LOL!

Sounds like it's become a bit of a tradition for old deceased dudes.  ;D

JasonPratt

#2
March 14, 2016, 02:40:58 PM
Actually the tradition is for anyone -- the idea is purely to draw attendance to the funeral, which is regarded as a sign of good luck for the departed. They'd be using bouncy castles if that was more cost effective at drawing crowds.

(...cuing bouncy castle puns in 3... 2...)
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Windigo

#3
March 16, 2016, 12:28:35 PM
I don't jump on just any opportunity to pun....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

#4
March 16, 2016, 12:31:29 PM
I am truly shocked a line hasn't formed for this yet...  ???
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
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Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!
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