A Raccoon GrogHead?!

Started by bayonetbrant, March 08, 2018, 07:55:53 AM

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bayonetbrant

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/03/17/zoo-claims-their-raccoon-is-obsessed-with-breasts/21901832/

QuoteThere's a raccoon in Russia that's apparently obsessed with women's breasts.

The Moscow Zoo rented out Thomas the raccoon for a racy commercial shoot and is now saying that the furry critter was traumatized and left with a rather unique obsession, at least in the animal kingdom.

The zoo is suing the video studio claiming they were never told the advertisement would be "erotic."
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Sir Slash

OK. I'm not getting what's supposed to be weird about this story. After all, raccoons DO have thumbs to squeeze with right?
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Gusington

I like this raccoon's style.


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