We're all gonna burn to a crisp

[Gusington]

^ha

[Sir Slash]

"Hello. You have reached the Planetary Defense Coordination Hotline. If this is an actual Planetary Defense Emergency.... push 1"

"If this is an Alien Invasion... push 2".
"If this is an Asteroid Related Event... push 3".
" If this is a North Korean Related Event... push 4".
"If this is Doctor Quest calling AGAIN... Your Job Application and Secret Decoder Ring is in the mail".  ::)

"If this is yet ANOTHER, prank call from the Grogheads, hang-up and dial.... 1-800-STOP-THIS-SHIT".
"Thank you and have a good day".