The Demon Cat of Capitol Hill

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besilarius

August 25, 2017, 07:00:13 AM
https://esoterx.com/2017/08/16/make-america-ghostly-again-the-demon-cat-of-washington-d-c/

The Grog secret, underground headquarters should be haunted by a demon cat.
Just to have bragging rights, you know.
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bbmike

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August 25, 2017, 07:39:33 AM
I live with two other demon cats of Washington DC.  ::)
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JasonPratt

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August 25, 2017, 07:42:04 AM
Quote from: besilarius on August 25, 2017, 07:00:13 AM
https://esoterx.com/2017/08/16/make-america-ghostly-again-the-demon-cat-of-washington-d-c/

The Grog secret, underground headquarters should be haunted by a demon cat.
Just to have bragging rights, you know.

We may or may not confirm the existence of a secret demon cat, and any inferences you draw from that are yours to make. But if we bragged about it, or even if all the Grogs knew about it, it wouldn't be a secret -- would it?



...and it wouldn't be right behind you right now, as far as you know.
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Sir Slash

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August 25, 2017, 10:29:28 AM
I thought BC WAS the Demon Cat posting from the now not-secret underground HQ.  :idiot2:
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Nefaro

#4
August 25, 2017, 03:24:34 PM
"The rumored existence of the so-called 'Demon Cat' is greatly exaggerated."

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GDS_Starfury

#5
August 25, 2017, 06:41:18 PM
pretty sure Mirth has the market cornered in evil pussy right now.
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#6
August 26, 2017, 07:33:00 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 25, 2017, 06:41:18 PM
pretty sure Mirth has the market cornered in evil pussy right now.
I was gonna make a run at his title, but I ended up swearing off women instead.  My tolerance for crazy has dropped to zero.  :buck2: 

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Sir Slash

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August 26, 2017, 09:13:02 AM
I've seen some old girlfriends expand to the size of an elephant but never a Demon Cat.  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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