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mirth

#3030
March 19, 2018, 05:44:58 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3031
March 19, 2018, 08:07:45 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#3032
March 19, 2018, 08:29:30 AM
careful - you're going to get Star all worked up
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#3033
March 20, 2018, 07:23:41 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Emeraldlis

#3034
March 21, 2018, 05:16:03 AM
Quote from: mirth on March 14, 2018, 06:08:27 PM


I don't get it   ::) is it "something" on the rocks? Can't work out what the something is.... Or if its even "on the rocks"  ;D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

MetalDog

#3035
March 21, 2018, 05:57:07 AM
The dispenser full of tape.  It's known as 'Scotch tape.'  So, it's Scotch on the rocks.  You were sooooo close.  O0
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#3036
March 21, 2018, 07:15:12 AM
That must hurt so much, MD, for you to have to explain a pun. ;)

Barthheart

#3037
March 21, 2018, 01:51:01 PM

Barthheart

#3038
March 21, 2018, 01:56:52 PM

mirth

#3039
March 21, 2018, 01:58:18 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Emeraldlis

#3040
March 21, 2018, 04:35:15 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 21, 2018, 05:57:07 AM
The dispenser full of tape.  It's known as 'Scotch tape.'  So, it's Scotch on the rocks.  You were sooooo close.  O0

OK.. That's funny  :2funny: thanks MD  O0 
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bobarossa

#3041
March 21, 2018, 07:23:59 PM Last Edit: March 21, 2018, 07:25:42 PM by bobarossa
Quote from: Emeraldlis on March 21, 2018, 04:35:15 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 21, 2018, 05:57:07 AM
The dispenser full of tape.  It's known as 'Scotch tape.'  So, it's Scotch on the rocks.  You were sooooo close.  O0

OK.. That's funny  :2funny: thanks MD  O0

I didn't get it either.  Thanks for taking one for the team!

After getting sick on it while playing Risk in college, the word "scotch" is no longer in my vocabulary.

MetalDog

#3042
March 21, 2018, 08:15:09 PM
Quote from: bobarossa on March 21, 2018, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on March 21, 2018, 04:35:15 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 21, 2018, 05:57:07 AM
The dispenser full of tape.  It's known as 'Scotch tape.'  So, it's Scotch on the rocks.  You were sooooo close.  O0

OK.. That's funny  :2funny: thanks MD  O0

I didn't get it either.  Thanks for taking one for the team!

After getting sick on it while playing Risk in college, the word "scotch" is no longer in my vocabulary.

I will admit, it took me a minute to get it, too.  I groaned, out loud, once I figured it out.  But if you got a good laugh out of it, then I am happy to oblige :)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#3043
March 22, 2018, 05:26:33 AM




The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#3044
March 22, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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