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bayonetbrant

Quote from: LongBlade on November 21, 2014, 08:02:02 AM
I had one going in high school for a while. Even had a perm with it.

Everything eventually comes back in style. I suspect within five years we'll see a variant of them again.

you could move to Tennessee; they never left
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Barthheart


bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

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bayonetbrant

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 05, 2014, 03:26:17 PM

as noted by a coworker, the solution to this problem is a laser pointer
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

^That would turn more into a game of Cat Crazy Taxi.

Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 21, 2014, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 05, 2014, 03:26:17 PM

as noted by a coworker, the solution to this problem is a laser pointer

Do cats like boxes from being on cardboard as kittens? The smell reminds them of their childhood, or is it simple insulation, they like warmth?
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

JasonPratt

#7028
I'm inclined to think they like the warmth. Or are just insane, being, you know, cats.

My new kitten rejects in derision the nicely decked out cardboard box we set up for her to sleep in over the winter. But she loves the wicker basket we keep Propel Zeros in. But rejects in derision the similar wicker basket next to it when the Propel basket is full.

In conclusions: cats.



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GDS_Starfury

if you approach all cats like they are women they become much easier to deal with.
I didnt say understand, I was specific with "deal with".
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

During some of the worst days of my adult life having my cats Alex and Fred to talk to was a small mercy. Of course, my tales of woe must have sounded like nothing more than :

blah blah...blah blah.....Alex........Fred........blah...blah.......blah...blah.........blah...blah.........blah...blah.........Fred..............blah...blah...........blah...blah.........blah...blah.........Alex...........blah...blah..........blah...blah...........blah...blah..........blah...blah......blah...blah...................Alex...................................Fred.....................................Alex........Fred..........blah...blah.........blah...blah........blah...blah..............Fred............blah...blah.......blah...blah................Alex............blah...blah............................blah...blah....blah...blah........blah...blah..................Alex............blah...blah............Fred..blah...blah....blah...blah.........C'mere guys it's dinner time!!!!

They knew enough to make occasional eye contact and now and then meow at me because they knew who kept bringing home their cat chow.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Bison

My problem is when the damned cat wants attention in the middle of the freaking night and gets all frumpy when I throw it's ass off the bed as a result.   The jerk.



So much truth to the meme. 

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 21, 2014, 07:16:14 PM
During some of the worst days of my adult life having my cats Alex and Fred to talk to was a small mercy. Of course, my tales of woe must have sounded like nothing more than :

blah blah...blah blah.....Alex........Fred........blah...blah.......blah...blah.........blah...blah.........blah...blah.........Fred..............blah...blah...........blah...blah.........blah...blah.........Alex...........blah...blah..........blah...blah...........blah...blah..........blah...blah......blah...blah...................Alex...................................Fred.....................................Alex........Fred..........blah...blah.........blah...blah........blah...blah..............Fred............blah...blah.......blah...blah................Alex............blah...blah............................blah...blah....blah...blah........blah...blah..................Alex............blah...blah............Fred..blah...blah....blah...blah.........C'mere guys it's dinner time!!!!

They knew enough to make occasional eye contact and now and then meow at me because they knew who kept bringing home their cat chow.

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Staggerwing

Don't harsh the mellow of my feline buds' memory, man.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

Sorry, Stagger. Just injecting a bit of levity.