:2funny:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/695920/Super_Seducer__How_to_Talk_to_Girls/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/695920/Super_Seducer__How_to_Talk_to_Girls/)
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Ready to take your skills with women to the next level?
Super Seducer is the world's most realistic seduction simulator. It puts you in everyday scenarios (a coffee shop, the office, a bar) and lets you do practically whatever you want, to see how it plays out with beautiful women.
As you make your moves, renowned seduction guru Richard La Ruina (featured in Maxim, Men's Health, The BBC, Piers Morgan) provides you with feedback for every choice you make, delving into the psychology and the hundreds of hidden secrets that separate seduction masters from everybody else.
Here's the bottom line: if you make the right choices in the game, you'll make the right choices in your life.
So, if you've ever run out of things to say, gotten stuck in the friend zone, or don't know when to make your move - then this game will transform your love life forever.
It doesn't matter who you are, how old you are, or what you look like - by the time you're finished playing Super Seducer you'll be able to attract and keep women who previously seemed unattainable.
Key Features:
Chick Magnet - Charm your way to getting those sweet digits like a pro by using tried and true attraction "hacks".
Seduction School - Discover state-of-the-art seduction secrets from the master himself, Richard La Ruina, Europe's top dating guru and best-selling author of "The Natural: How to Effortlessly Attract The Women You Want."
Choose Your Own Adventure - Super Seducer contains eleven hours of live-action footage, 520 choices and multiple endings for players to test out their skills. If you've ever had a crazy thought while talking to a woman, there's a good chance it's included in this game, and you'll get to see how it plays out.
Eliminate Rejection - Players that make the wrong moves face a variety of awkward outcomes that range from mere rejection to a thoroughly deserved slap in the face...so that in the real world you'll be left with only the moves that work.
Oh lord.
Is there any kind of shite steam won't sell? I can remember when things fought to get on there...
Quote from: Zulu1966 on March 06, 2018, 04:39:43 PM
Is there any kind of shite steam won't sell?
in a word...no.
Instant buy!
Good thing I'm married and don't need this :P
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Waiting till Ladyboy DLC is released
I suspect "Male Pattern Baldness Simulator" is next.
Judging by the latest PC shit storm they've whipped up over kingdom come deliverance this doesn't stand a chance without ethnic minorities
Quote from: acctingman on March 06, 2018, 05:25:42 PM
Good thing I'm married and don't need this :P
People still think marriage is a guarantee? :wow:
:))
Damn I'm married and really need this.
Quote from: Nefaro on March 06, 2018, 06:13:37 PM
Quote from: acctingman on March 06, 2018, 05:25:42 PM
Good thing I'm married and don't need this :P
People still think marriage is a guarantee? :wow:
:))
:2funny: ... :(
Quote from: bbmike on March 06, 2018, 05:50:58 PM
I suspect "Male Pattern Baldness Simulator" is next.
I don't need to simulate that one.
Being a long term 'Chick Magnet' myself, I can tell you it can't possibly be accurately portrayed in a game setting. Sorry guys. :'(
move along....nothing to see here
She has level seven sass. I only have level 3 comeback. I hope I roll a six.
Steam users classify this game as Psychological Horror.
Quote from: jomni on March 07, 2018, 09:14:57 AM
Steam users classify this game as Psychological Horror.
Legitimately lol'd at that!
...wait, I thought I was clicking on the thread named "My cecum is bursting with Mirth! (http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=21832.msg599279;topicseen#new)" But maybe this thread was better anyway. :hide:
Absolutely everything I saw and heard in that video and those screen shots screamed out "common sense" and actually is only going to be useful in teaching creepy fuckers how to "act" polite in order to be creepy later.
Shite of the highest order.
Oh and he sounds like an arsehole - for once I agree with Pierce Morgan
The guys behind RPS probably think it's a documentary ::)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Didn't take long.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2018/03/08/super-seducer-review/ (https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2018/03/08/super-seducer-review/)
^You're like an RPS mole or something.
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!
RPS wouldn't have the stones to review that
If they did, they would have to go into hiding afterwards O0
That might work out for everyone
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 07:34:17 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!
It's called, "Tom Clancy's Jarhead" and it's filled with all kinds of misogyny.
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on March 08, 2018, 08:01:48 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 07:34:17 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!
It's called, "Tom Clancy's Jarhead" and it's filled with all kinds of misogyny.
A gripping techno-thriller. Gripping in all the right places...
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on March 08, 2018, 08:01:48 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 07:34:17 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!
It's called, "Tom Clancy's Jarhead" and it's filled with all kinds of misogyny.
Outstanding! ;D ;D ;D O0
And, again, RPS defeats any attempt at satire...
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on March 08, 2018, 08:01:48 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 07:34:17 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!
It's called, "Tom Clancy's Jarhead" and it's filled with all kinds of misogyny.
Being RPS, they probably get paid per use of the word misogyny.
So give it all ya got. <:-)
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 07:34:17 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!
...i rather prefer that review either in Soldier of Fortune Magazine (if this still exists?), Guns & Ammo or just the Marine Corps Gazette ^-^
Well, look, here's a good article from RPS on the state of Wurm Online a couple of years ago. https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/10/14/wurm-online-king/
It's nostalgic, and sad, and a bit wry, and kind of breathtaking in how the game engine inadvertently simulates a medieval state which has failed from depopulation. Like touring through a fantasy-novel's land of ruins (e.g. Randland, or Westland, in Wheel of Time).
Edited to add: sorry, had to walk off there. I'm just offering it as a palette cleanser. O:-)
I'd never buy it as I could never complete it.
Now if it was GTA style, I could get into it.
##Judge lets felon go on a technicality .... out comes the hardware and the state is looking for a new judge.... ##snowflakes blocking traffic protesting cruelty to snowcones... body count rises,
##some asshole is driving beside you with blaring music and superbass... peaceful quiet arrives as the speakers experience technical difficulties from exposure to kinetics
If you're a certain kind of gamer, Wurm Unlimited/Online is absolutely brilliant. I ran my own server for a while and it was tremendous fun.
https://www.cio.com/article/3263787/gaming/super-seducer-shows-how-deeply-misogyny-is-ingrained-in-tech-culture.html#tk.rss_all (https://www.cio.com/article/3263787/gaming/super-seducer-shows-how-deeply-misogyny-is-ingrained-in-tech-culture.html#tk.rss_all)
Steam games that aren't A-list titles have lifespans approaching that of quarks.
Congratulations to this brave defender of public virtue on giving this rubbish three more seconds of air.